Admittance

To everyone out there, I just want to say that, there is only so much we can do in life but when there's a chance you could be happy, do it. Forget the consequences of it and go after it. It's your happiness that matters. Not the opinions of others. They are not you. Don't let them be the reason you're afraid to take a shot at happiness. If it means you can have that fairy tale ending, go for it. Doesn't matter what your sexual orientation is or if you're the "ugliest" person around. Society is not you and you are not society. If someone is judging you for the choice you made, then they are too much of a little bitch to do what you did. Including myself. I do judge and I know I shouldn't but this is what society and social status has done to us. Corrupted our thought process. Don't let that uptight asshole be the one to control your life. You were not born to be their slave. You were born to be a legend. Everyone is a legend in their own way. So what if you were from a drunken family? Doesn't mean you're destined for that kind of life. Its a choice. The future isn't written yet. It's all you. YOU make the path. Not me. Not your boss. Not your friends and sure as hell not society. We are our own person. We have dreams. Don't let anyone stand in your way. It will be a tough road for some of us but we will make it. Don't be afraid to say what's in your heart. Open up and tell us how you really feel. I promise you that you will feel better. Sure you're boss may fire you for it but he's the one that has a pole shoved so far up his ass, you'd think a cow was up there. Or maybe he is the cow...hmm....

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Beastly

Beastly

This modern day story is similar to Disney's Beauty and the Beast. A tale of a man cursed as a beast until he has found love. If he does not find it before time runs out, he shall forever remain a beast. The portrayal of it in this book has my mind wrapped around it. I simply could not put the book down when I read it. By far it has to be my favorite book yet. The hope within the young boy and the urge to be so kind and gentle and just be understood. He comes to care for his teacher and his house keeper. In a way, his mirror. The one girl he showed kindness to before he was cursed becomes the object of his love. He wishes to impress her and as Aladdin does, show her the world. Show her his garden. The beauty of it. His creation of a small rose he'd named after her. She isn't fearful of him nor does she see a monster. She speaks to him and slowly begins to fall for him. Not because of his features, but because of his heart.

In the end, it doesn't matter what you look like. It's about your heart. Doesn't matter if your rich or poor. It's about the love. No one can replace the feeling in your heart or stop you from loving someone. If you truly feel it, then don't let anyone stop you from pursuing it. Your heart is what matters. If you're an overweight man or woman, someone out there is looking for you and I can promise you that they're not looking at your appearance. They are looking at your heart. Doesn't matter what size or height you are. It's what's on the inside that counts.

The heart has no boundaries. A criminal can find love and be brought to their knees because of the power of it. Where there is love, life begins. We are all born alone. Searching for our other half. We may find it, but the timing is wrong. It's okay to keep it simple for awhile and to get where you're going in life before asking your half to take a journey with you. With that journey comes adventure. Each is different. Preserve those memories with photos and videos. And remember, it's never too late.

We all need someone at the end of the day.

Asian Women

Hello my dear readers. Been quite some time since I've written.

Now. For my dear friend, I have made this one just for him.

To us Americans, Asian women are beautiful. Very delicate looking and fascinating. Their faces are perfectly shaped with eyes that steal your breath away. The way they carry themselves is gorgeous. Exquisite beings. They work hard and are treated as NOT valuable and that men are more important. Rubbish. They're sexy. Brilliant. Talented. They make mini skirts look awesome. The hair can be a wild mess and they'd still look fabulous. Don't even have to wear make up. Their skin is like porcelain and they don't have to wear anything. Asian women can wear the ugliest thing ever made and make it look gorgeous and popular. BUT when they do put effort into their looks, good Lord I think I'd faint from the sheer beauty.They work hard and fight where they want to be. There are some women in America that can pull off the Asian's wardrobe or characters from an anime or game. A thirty year old Asian woman can pass as 18 because she keeps healthy. Plus she's ASIAN. Let's see you try to look that delicious. Not possible. Only a select few can pull this off. Asian women tend to be more loyal than some American women. Just saying. Not meant as an insult, sorry. Not to mention that when they speak their native language, it is quite sensual. Rubs against the ear drums like silk to some people. They can pull off anything. Well, just about anything. I do love Asians overall. They fascinate me.

~Hope you did enjoy this little rant. Ideas you wish for my opinion on? Please send an email or leave a comment. I'll be sure to do it as soon as I can. Thank you.

Diary of Madness

Through my eyes of A Tall Tale Heart.

An old man and his caretaker. He never did wrong and was never cross with the young man. He was alone. No wife. No children. Nothing but his home. His eye had been replaced with a glass one. For the caretaker, it gave him chills. He adored his master but the eye. The eye made him uncomfortable. Every night he'd spend a long time opening the door to stare at the glass eye. In his mind, the glass eye would be the death of him. The master awoke one evening. Sat straight up in bed for quite some time. The caretaker watched silently. Holding his breathe until the old man went back to bed. It wasn't long before the young man lost it. He waited and plotted for quite awhile. The evening he committed a terrible crime was the end of his sanity. The glass eye drove him to madness. Smothering the old man with the pillow and hiding him beneath the floor, was only the beginning. The arrival of the police was the end of it. To sit in the room of the murder. To sit above the body. It's just beneath their feet. The caretaker tries to appear normal but his blood is racing. Heart pumping the blood and rushing his ears. It creates a sense of panic in his mind. Creating the illusion that the police know and they are toying with him. The guilt consumes him slowly but quickly. Having heard enough, he shouts that it's beneath the planks. He killed the old man. The eye was cursed and possessed him to do so. The mind has turned the reality of it into a mere delusion. The mind plays tricks. Illusions form and overlook the truth of it. The real desire and reason for it. It's swallowed and smothered into madness. The tale is nothing more than a diary of madness. His thoughts written out for us. To understand what he experienced in those moments of murder. The guilt that consumed him. The madness that took over his mind.

One's mind can be ruled with madness from guilt. It's all there is to it. Beware of your choices, for you may go mad.

A Tragic Love

My translation of this tragic love.

If you have ever read Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven then you will understand what I am about to say.

This man has lost the woman he loves oh so dearly. He is haunted by his memories of her. He yearns for her again. The sweet smell of her perfume lingers in his nose and he can't forget her scent. His mind can't help but focus on her. His heart calls to her. Taunting him. His love for her is his downfall. He will forever be haunted by her. The Raven simply states that she is no more and will never return. She is gone. He curses the angels for taking her from him. The knocking at his door has him jumping to it as if he's expecting her, but to only find disappointment. To be locked away in his room and to mourn for her. What is there left for him in life? Elenore was his love. His world. Without her, he's at a loss. Tis true love that has captured him. She took his heart to the grave with her. A world without her is a world not worth living. His mind has created the delusion of a bird, a talking bird, but a Raven. Why a Raven? Because it is dark sign of the Devil toying with him. It's associated with black magic and demons more or less. Occasionally the devil. He's become obsessed with Elenore being alive. His obsession. Warped his mind. Had too much to drink, perhaps? No. The pain in his heart has manipulated his mind. Turned him into a sullen creature. In the end, he believes life is nothing without his beloved Elenore.

If love isn't madness, then it's not love.

Wounded Hearts

I don't know where to begin. I fell in love with a man. I was afraid of it. The way my heart would jump at my ribs when he was near. When I'd stutter in his presence or lose all thought process. Forget how to breathe. I couldn't think straight or even say a word without my heart getting stuck in my throat and blushing furiously. I didn't know how to act around him. That first kiss literally took my breath away. I couldn't breathe. In that moment, I knew I wanted him in my life. Wanted to be with him. My heart would flutter at his words or when he'd say he loved me. Yes, a girly thing for me to say. It was all knew to me. He was gentle with me. As if I were fragile. I'd never had a man be so kind to me. I was so accustomed to being picked on and treated like shit. I wouldn't take it. Yet, he showed me what it was like to be loved. What it felt like to have a man. To be a woman and feel that love. I never thought someone could love someone like myself. I miss those things. Sleeping in his arms. The feeling of being safe. To hear his laugh. See his smile. To hear those sweet words again. Hearing his jokes. His ideas. The feeling of being loved. Why be in a relationship with another when I still love him? He says he misses me and still loves me. It hurts my heart to hear those words. I want nothing more than to be with him. To wrap my arms around him again. Laugh with him. I miss those things dearly and I want them. He knows I do. He wants it too but I will not ask him to be with me. I'll leave it up to him. I won't ask even though my heart is screaming at me to ask him. It aches for him and him alone. Those of you that know me, you know who I am talking about. I'm sorry, but I can't help the fact that I still love and want to be with him. You will never understand it and I'm not asking you to. Respect my decision or get the fuck out of my life with that shit. I won't put up with that shit anymore. If I am with him again, don't you dare fucking try to fill my head with shit. I'll put you in your place before you even say it. I will not tolerate it. It's not in your head. Its in your heart.

Kitty Mode

NEVER put a kitty owner and a kitty fanatic in the same room with YouTube. So many cat trolls occur. Kitty meowing in water, sad cat diary.....dear god, this shit is just....just pathetic and lawl but not lawl but it can't be helped. Kitty that fetches...WHAT? Gimme that cat. There are things I need fetching....kitty, bring me the lotion. Yes...that glorious sweet scented lotion.

A cat that doesn't meow but sounds like a fucking sheep. A FUCKING SHEEP, MAN. Just....mind fucked.

It's just kitty kitty kitty kitty KITTY SHIT EVERYWHERE. NO. JUST FUCK NO.

Now kitty massaging kitty? Oh dear lord...Kitty making faces and doing wierd shit with a bunny. NO the kitty is not raping the cat....the bunny has raped the kitty....but another kitty has made out with a dog, closed the door and another kitty has swam in fuckin snow and he looks like fuckin Thin Mint.

Kitty jumping fails....but sooo cute. Just a kitty and a toaster.....POP...fwaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kitty in a tub...GET ME OUT GET ME OUT OF HERE! DAMN YOU HUMAN.

I didn't realize there was an evil kitty.....stood straight up and looked like a fuckin demon. Jebus.

A fat cat talking and trying to be intimidating....it does not work.

Kitty dominates german sheppard and takes over the bed.

Now a saint bernard is being attacked by a itty bitty kitten. Adorable but jebus there are some crazy shit like a kitty purring while he licks up his kitty food.

KTTY HAS LIGHTSABERS OHMYGAWD JUST OOOOOH GAAAAAAD.

The Espressologist

This is a must read for all of you coffee lovers and romantic readers! It's simply sensational. I couldn't put this book down.

The Espressologist by Kristina Springer

"What's your drink of choice?"

A young woman named Jane is a college student with outstanding grades who work's at a coffee shop. She keeps a little notebook of the coffee names and description of the kind of person that orders it. Matchmaking with coffee <3 crazy right? Here's the thing, it was just for fun until her boss got wind of it. It got blown out of proportion when he heard this crazy idea. Her world is turned upside down and she doesn't know which way is up. I'm telling you, you've got to go out, find this book somewhere and read it! It's a great teen novel for boys and girls. Hell, I'm sharing it with you because it was worth my time. I'm a hopeless romantic and love a good cute little novel for teens. Don't believe me? Go out and read it for yourself. Hell, I'll let you borrow it! Just remember to give it back!!!

This book made me see myself but it is wonderful! I suggest to anyone to read it if you like a simple sweet life related story.

Fathers

My fellow readers, I have a tale to tell. As I spin my words and riddles, please don't belittle me. Stay awhile and hear me out.

Women that become pregnant and the baby daddy makes the choice to stay with his girl and baby is a good man. If the father stays to be the father but isn't in a relationship with the mother is still a good man. Fuck what everybody says. If he's man enough to take responsibility of the baby, that's goos enough for me. So sit down and shut up because it ain't your baby. Now if a woman is pregnant and the baby daddy says he'll still be there for the baby but wants a paternity test once the child is born, you know he wants nothing to do with that baby. Takes two to tango, baby. Should've thought of that before you let your sperm fly. Ladies, if your baby daddy pulls a stunt like that, he's not worth the time. Just means he's not man enough to care for the child even if it's not his. I know a man that loves this woman even when she was pregnant. He's still with her and her baby girl. He loves that baby like she's his own. Now that's a man. He's engaged to her and loves her dearly. I'm saying all of this because it shouldn't matter what other people say. If you gotta baby on the way and you're young and not married but you wanna keep the baby, by all means, do it but remember, it's YOUR baby. Don't let nobody tell you that you can't do it. Don't let nobody tell you to not let the father see his child if you and him are friends or still talk. If he wants to be apart of the baby's life, then so be it. Listen to your heart. Not what others say. Don't let them walk all over you and control you. Your decision. If you're family threatens to throw you and the baby out, then they're idiots. If you got some good friends, you're safe. They'll help you out and be there for you. Just hold your head up high and you'll get through it. I say this because my mother worked her ass off when she was pregnant with me and worked after I was born so she could provide for us. Four years of working hard on her own. Worked herself so hard her health got bad but she still fights hard. She married a good man and had my little sister. My mother is the reason. I fight everyday for what I believe. If I'm pregnant like these other young women, I know for a fact I'll fight just as hard as my mother did for me. So don't you dare give up. Even if it seems like you got nothing, you have your baby. Fight for him/her so they can have a chance at life. Guide them as they grow and help them fight for their beliefs.

Magnum or Magnum?

I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

Oh Lord Jebus....what has our world come to?

Okay, which came first? Magnum or Magnum? What's the difference? Magnum is the name of an Ice Cream brand and Magnum is the name of Trojan condoms. Really? I will never understand what has possessed the creators to name it Magnum. And I mean both. I can't look at the condoms without thinking of that stupid ice cream or looking at the ice cream without thinking of condoms. *facepalm* What a strange world we live in.

If I see someone with a Magnum condom, I'm going to say, "You like ice cream, huh?" and if I see someone eating a Magnum ice cream, "Oooh, I see you like them big ones."

Doesn't help that there's a song called Magnum. When I hear it, I know it's talking about the condoms, but I'm gonna think of the ice cream. Can't help it. Blame the people that created the ice cream and decided to name it after a Trojan condom. Hmmm......fuck logic!

Phone Remote

Pfft...okay so two remotes are lost. Lilo found an app for Verizon Fios to use as a remote on your phone. Needless to say, we kept it from Pops. Shhhh, it's a secret. We've been using our phones to change the channels and what not. Pops was unaware of it until a short while ago because he took the remote and he came in the living room after letting the dog out. Noticed I'd changed it. He asked how I did it. I did an elaborate hand motion as I said, "Magic."

I felt like Harry Potter when Hagrid said, "You're a Wizard, Harry."

So now, he knows about the phone app and he wasn't too pleased but Lilo and myself had a little laugh. It ruins my plan to be a ninja and make him flip out and think the remote is possessed or something. I will do it anyway. Just go the bathroom and go "click" or act like I'm asleep and go "click" just to troll. Heh heh.....why so serious?

Priceless.

Dora Did What?!

Yet another drunk conversation.

Nobody remembers their drunk conversations, but Jebus, this one still gets me. I don't know how or why we started talking about Dora the Explorer. It was like, dafuq is going on here?! It wouldn't stop.

Rigby: That damn Map scared me as kid because he'd be yelling at me. I'm serious, man. He'd be like "I'm the Map, I'm the Map, I'm the MAAAAAP!" and I'd be like "Shit, niggah, okay. Damn." He scared me.

We looked at him like he was crazy. Scared of the Map. No. No. Just no. It's the kid. I mean, what the hell are you carrying around in your bag?! Why do you have shovel in your bag? You kill someone? What are you teaching my kid? Teaching them to kill?! Oh no. You're teaching them to swear in another language. Well? Are you? As Samuel L. Jackson says, "Speak English mother fucker!"

I speak 3 languages. English, bad English and really bad English. So don't be speaking another language around me, child. I know what you be doing. I see that monkey around here all the time. Better not be sleeping with it. You into beastiality? I don't think so! I will beat your butt with a paddle. Where your mama at? She know about this? What about your daddy? He know? Oh. My bad. I forgot. You're famous. Nobody cares that your head is shaped like football, your shirt is too short just like those shorts, you talk to inanimate objects, and your best friend is a monkey. Hmm...fuck logic. Well then.

3 Women + 2 Men = Toes?

Okay, I know this is weird but we had a little to drink. Okay the ladies had a bit more to drink but Officer, it was pure innocent. I have no clue how this came about but we started talking about toes. (Names have been changed.) Nani commented on Lilo's toes and I commented as well. Lilo said her toes looked bad. Uh, no. They're way better than mine. I'd love to have my toes done. Of course, Rigby said he would never allow me to see his feet because apparently his were horrible. And of course, the odd man out was, Pops. I don't understand how this was even possible. It just got into a whole thing. I want my toes to be pampered too! Of course, Stitch never got his nails done but I'm Stitch and I shall have them done one day! I don't recall much more of this except almost falling off the bed because Rigby let the girls do his nails. Drunk conversations. Gotta love them.

5 Drunk Friends

Okay. Never go with friends with vodka and beer. Shit is too funny. Snakes, spiders, tattoos and blogs. You would never understand this life. You know, bondage talk, that's what he/she said comments. It's complicated. As I type this, I can't stop laughing. This blog will never be finished due to the trolling and excessive laughter. Shit gets pretty intense. Now we got the massage table out. Two massage therapists, tattoo artist, random blogger (me), and the dweeb. Hmm....add it up with vodka and we got entertainment. None of this shit makes any sense because you're not here to understand and experience it. You gotta experience this to UNDERSTAND the LEVEL I'm at. My dears, we are LIVING. You, sadly, are not. I am Sherlock and you all are my Watsons. Stories will be shared and are being shared at this moment. Mr. Jack, the dog, is curious to the what is going on. To him, we are the strange ones. To us, he is thinking we are insane. Truth be told, we are sane but insane. What life could I live if I wasn't insane with my sanity? It is not a life, my children. We are Doctor Seuss. The tea to your crumpet. The bagel to your coffee. The russian to the roulette. We are the reason sanity is still left in humanity. To live like this for a night is the life to live and make a vacation into one day feel like a week. Do it like us, and you'll kind of understand. You shall never understand this night or these people or myself. Understand this, "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?" It's just as Captain Jack Sparrow said.

We are Sherlock Holmes. We are Jack Sparrow. We are Edgar Allen Poe. My children, we are sane. You, are not.

CHEERS!!!

"Why is the rum always gone?"

Miley Cyrus Gone Ratchet

RATCHET ALERT!!!!

By now we all know that Miley Cyrus has completely lost it. I could deal with her twerk video but this? No. I will not stand for this. I have four girls I love dearly and though they are not mine, I do NOT wish for them to be associated with her. And I quote, "I do not wish to see Miley Cyrus in Garland or anywhere near me. After that video, I was very sad." This came from an 11 year old girl that once adored Miley and was her fan. I'm an adult and I did enjoy Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montanna. Now? I can't even look at her the same way. She's lost it and I've officially lost all hope in humanity. A lot of people say they're disgusted with this new Miley but others say they love the new one. No. No. No. And HELL NO. This is not something that children need to be exposed to. Hell, I can't even let my mother buy any Miley products for my younger sister. I do not promote this ratchet behavior. It's horrid. Hannah Montanna was a hit when I was a kid and still was when I entered my teens. My sister became a fan. A lot of kids were fans. Hell, I had her first four CDs. Now? I'm telling you, shield your kids, grand kids, nieces, nephews, and god kids. Don't expose this to them. It would be damaging to the youth. This generation is already a mess. Don't add to it. Ignore Miley shit. Find a new idol for the youth. Selena Gomez or someone that is still some what innocent and not sending the wrong message to kids. Honestly, this is worse than when Kanye West went on stage and stole Taylor Swift's moment on stage but Beyonce gave her the moment she deserved. The fact that she has exploited herself on stage like that in front of millions of people at the concert and via tv was pretty bad. Even teachers in school are saying "We learn math in school because we don't want to become like Miley Cyrus."

That's how bad it's gotten. And it will continue to worsen until we get the old Miley back or until something new and scandalous occurs with another famous person or not. It may just be compared back to the concert. We will never know until it happens.

Miley, nobody wants to see your ass or tits. Put them back in your clothes. That was a disgrace to women. Wearing that plastic "sheath" was not appropriate. It was downright disturbing. Please refrain from doing it again. I'm ashamed to be called female because of that, but I will keep my modesty and continue to keep children's eyes averted until you have turned yourself around. If not, then you have lost quite a bit of loyal fans and gained porn addicts, pedophiles and sexual predators.

50 First Dates

Okay, my dear friends, this is a reference to Adam Sandler's and Drew Barrymore's 50 First Dates. Whoa, whoa, whoa don't leave just yet! Let me finish.

Let's start with my boys.

Ladies, I swear to Jebus, shut the hell up and just listen. Every guy wants a woman that can hang. Not sex. To hang out with their friends and go out on a date and have a good time with them. Never dis on a man's best bro. Even if he's an asshole. Don't judge a man by his size. Judge him by his heart and his personality. And NEVER judge a man by his penis size. Do it and I will slap the shit outta you. So what if he's like Hung Lo from the Hangover? It's all in how he uses it. Duh. ANYWAY, as I was saying. A man is just as sensitive as a woman. They have feelings and are very kind. They can make you laugh. Make your day better. Even if they're just a friend. By the way, that friend might have a secret crush on you and you keep blowing him off for a prick. A real man will treat you right and show you a good time. Give the guy a chance. If you don't, some other girl will and she might break his heart or be the one he falls for instead of you. Don't FIGHT for him. LOVE him and treat him better than a king. Treat him like a GOD. YOUR GOD. Don't let another woman get the chance to treat him better. Have a fight? Don't be a little bitch about it. And never EVER tell a man what to do and when to do it. ASK him to do it. Don't force him. And most of all DEFEND you're man when he's right. Tell those bitches that want a piece of your man to piss off because that's yours. AND NOT EVERY WOMAN GET'S THEIR "SONG" LIKE IN THE MOVIES SO DON'T FORCE THAT SHIT.

And let's not forget the ladies.

Gentleman, stop thinking with your dick for a moment. Every woman wants a man that's going to give her the affection she desires. Yes they are overbearing and very annoying. Don't judge them by their boob size, ass size, and body size. It's wrong. And another thing, don't judge the woman on her looks. Judge her by her heart and personality. Basically everything I said in the top part of this blog. Just the woman version. Be the man and show her how wonderful she is and what she means to you. Don't treat her like a queen. Treat her like a GODDESS. YOUR GODDESS. She can make you laugh. Make you smile. She can be your best friend. Love her heart. Don't let her go. Give her a reason to fall in love with you all over again. Tell her about her points. Surprise her.

I know one guy and I just met him and he told me about when his girlfriend got upset about not being able to go out one night. He turned on some music and asked her to dance with him. He loves her and proves it to her.

Basically, make every day another day for your significant other to fall for you all over again because I promise you, it will last longer.

Caramel Frappucino

TO ALL MY READERS,

I had the BEST Starbucks cup of coffee ever made. The perfect blend of coffee and caramel. That first drop on my tongue -shudder- was so indescribable. If your mouth could actually have an orgasm, I believe my mouth had one. It was the PERFECT cup of coffee I've ever had. Nothing wrong with it. Absolutely exquisite. I'm a coffee lover and I'm telling you, that Starbucks has topped all it's past cups of coffee I've ever had. Hot and cold.

Thursday at 11 a.m. at a Starbucks near me, I was awaiting an interview to be conducted when I was offered a free cup of coffee. I made the mistake of saying "Frapp" and I was politely told not to say that in a coffee shop. It's like saying "tat" in front of a tattoo artist. If you ever wish to work anywhere, go to Starbucks. The coffee is amazing and so is their food. Honestly, if you can get a manager to troll, you're a genius.

That one cup of coffee I had......no other shall compare.

Porn

Okay guys....and girls. My dear viewers, there is no shame in watching Porn. There isn't. Honest. I'll admit that I have watched it myself. Just don't watch it like its a religion. Hey, your partner might be down to watch some porn with you. You can self educate yourself by watching porn or even reading it. It can enhance your pleasure but your partner's pleasure as well. Getting addicted to it is a whole different story. Getting hooked on it destroys the mind. It teaches the body to only respond to porn instead of the real thing and in the end, it isn't enough. Why do you think that when your having "normal sex" you get off the first few times? Then when sex comes around again, you want more? That's why you spice it up. As I said, there is nothing wrong with watching porn. Just don't do it all the time. You WILL become addicted. Gotta itch to scratch? Tell your woman/man! If they ain't down for that? Jack off. Not as pleasurable but guys, you got it easier. Some women can't do the whole masturbation thing because it's not as good as the real thing. Chill out.

Weaboos

Do you have any idea what a WEABOO is? Well? Do you?  No? It is an overly obsessed individual that obsesses over Japanese shit. What next? They're going to try to become Japanese? I admit that I do obsess over a couple animes but I'm not trying to become Asian. Jebus. I love Asians but I'm my own strange individual. Not trying to change my ways. I'm not hating on you guys but tone it down a smidge. The Japanese culture is fascinating, my dears, but don't go overboard or become too obsessed because it just might control your life and ruin your relationships even if you both are weaboos. Dressing and looking like an Asian and being one is totally different. Asians work it. You? Not so much. Unless you look Asian but aren't Asian.

Ladies Please!

Ladies, if you love your man and he's gone down on you and you haven't, we gotta talk. Your man may not complain that you don't suck his wang or even lick him like a lollipop. Get on your knees and do it at least once. If you're not into that kind of thing, then admit it instead of making him wonder and possibly complain to his boys. Jebus. If he ain't down for some head then don't worry about it. Otherwise, you need to give your man a little loving. Quit being a little bitch about and do it.

That is all.

Pit Bulls

Let's get one thing straight. Pit Bulls are good dogs. No matter the breed or animal, depending on how you treat your pet, it will respond to it. Show an animal aggression, it will respond. As the saying goes "Our pets are a reflection of us." These dogs are used in illegal dog fights and some are trained to attack on sight. It's not their fault. They have no voice. They can't say no or shout for help. As I type this, my own purebred Pit Bull is laying beside me. She is smaller than the average Pit Bull, but she's nothing more than a lap dog. A BIG lap dog. She guards the house and my room. These animals are very playful and honestly, I'd choose pit bulls over a Golden Retriever or Labrador any day. FUCK THAT!!! This breed is screaming for help. Dogs become aggressive because the owner is not giving the animal the compassion it needs. Imagine yourself in a form that can't speak. Can't cry for help. Nor can it fight back without fear of being hurt. They don't know what's right from wrong. No dog is bad. Only the owner is bad. This breed used to represent our military. Now? They don't allow the breed on the premises. Any dog that even resembles or looks like a Pit Bull has to be removed from the grounds or the family/person owning the animal can not live on the base. Protect the Pit Bulls. They are the best companions to have. They give so much love to their owners that if you give them a chance, you'll see what many are talking about. These dogs are made out to be vicious. They're not. It's like riding a roller coaster for the first time. It's scary. Your stomach drops and a lump is in your throat. The adrenaline is going. And when you hit that first drop, you lose your stomach somewhere back there. If you're afraid of Pit Bulls, it's kind of like that. Start with a puppy. It's easier due to their innocence. If you've been attacked or bitten by this breed, don't blame the dog. Blame the idiot owner. Owner's are responsible for their pet's actions due to the way the animal has been raised/treated.

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