Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Kitty Mode

NEVER put a kitty owner and a kitty fanatic in the same room with YouTube. So many cat trolls occur. Kitty meowing in water, sad cat diary.....dear god, this shit is just....just pathetic and lawl but not lawl but it can't be helped. Kitty that fetches...WHAT? Gimme that cat. There are things I need fetching....kitty, bring me the lotion. Yes...that glorious sweet scented lotion.
A cat that doesn't meow but sounds like a fucking sheep. A FUCKING SHEEP, MAN. Just....mind fucked.
It's just kitty kitty kitty kitty KITTY SHIT EVERYWHERE. NO. JUST FUCK NO.
Now kitty massaging kitty? Oh dear lord...Kitty making faces and doing wierd shit with a bunny. NO the kitty is not raping the cat....the bunny has raped the kitty....but another kitty has made out with a dog, closed the door and another kitty has swam in fuckin snow and he looks like fuckin Thin Mint.
Kitty jumping fails....but sooo cute. Just a kitty and a toaster.....POP...fwaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Kitty in a tub...GET ME OUT GET ME OUT OF HERE! DAMN YOU HUMAN.
I didn't realize there was an evil kitty.....stood straight up and looked like a fuckin demon. Jebus.
A fat cat talking and trying to be intimidating....it does not work.
Kitty dominates german sheppard and takes over the bed.
Now a saint bernard is being attacked by a itty bitty kitten. Adorable but jebus there are some crazy shit like a kitty purring while he licks up his kitty food.
KTTY HAS LIGHTSABERS OHMYGAWD JUST OOOOOH GAAAAAAD.

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