50 First Dates

Okay, my dear friends, this is a reference to Adam Sandler's and Drew Barrymore's 50 First Dates. Whoa, whoa, whoa don't leave just yet! Let me finish.

Let's start with my boys.

Ladies, I swear to Jebus, shut the hell up and just listen. Every guy wants a woman that can hang. Not sex. To hang out with their friends and go out on a date and have a good time with them. Never dis on a man's best bro. Even if he's an asshole. Don't judge a man by his size. Judge him by his heart and his personality. And NEVER judge a man by his penis size. Do it and I will slap the shit outta you. So what if he's like Hung Lo from the Hangover? It's all in how he uses it. Duh. ANYWAY, as I was saying. A man is just as sensitive as a woman. They have feelings and are very kind. They can make you laugh. Make your day better. Even if they're just a friend. By the way, that friend might have a secret crush on you and you keep blowing him off for a prick. A real man will treat you right and show you a good time. Give the guy a chance. If you don't, some other girl will and she might break his heart or be the one he falls for instead of you. Don't FIGHT for him. LOVE him and treat him better than a king. Treat him like a GOD. YOUR GOD. Don't let another woman get the chance to treat him better. Have a fight? Don't be a little bitch about it. And never EVER tell a man what to do and when to do it. ASK him to do it. Don't force him. And most of all DEFEND you're man when he's right. Tell those bitches that want a piece of your man to piss off because that's yours. AND NOT EVERY WOMAN GET'S THEIR "SONG" LIKE IN THE MOVIES SO DON'T FORCE THAT SHIT.

And let's not forget the ladies.

Gentleman, stop thinking with your dick for a moment. Every woman wants a man that's going to give her the affection she desires. Yes they are overbearing and very annoying. Don't judge them by their boob size, ass size, and body size. It's wrong. And another thing, don't judge the woman on her looks. Judge her by her heart and personality. Basically everything I said in the top part of this blog. Just the woman version. Be the man and show her how wonderful she is and what she means to you. Don't treat her like a queen. Treat her like a GODDESS. YOUR GODDESS. She can make you laugh. Make you smile. She can be your best friend. Love her heart. Don't let her go. Give her a reason to fall in love with you all over again. Tell her about her points. Surprise her.

I know one guy and I just met him and he told me about when his girlfriend got upset about not being able to go out one night. He turned on some music and asked her to dance with him. He loves her and proves it to her.

Basically, make every day another day for your significant other to fall for you all over again because I promise you, it will last longer.